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From the “People will buy ANYTHING” Files

The Banana Guard $7.99 each

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.

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December 9, 2005 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. So, if your banana doesn’t fit in there, wouldn’t this thing bruise it more? This is as dumb as the banana ripener, that I am convinced people would buy for others just to see the puzzled look on their face.

    Comment by Pat Angello | December 14, 2005 | Reply

  2. Notice they don’t sell it in brown

    Comment by Colleenabean | December 14, 2005 | Reply

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